Sunday, February 20, 2011

A Really Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson

A Really Short History of Nearly Everything

This is great! I read the book it's based on, Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything, several years ago, and this one takes the feel of the other book and condenses it into an illustrated kid-friendly tome. The drawings are reminiscent of the mammoth-machines in The Way Things Work by David MacAulay; very cartoonish but informative.

Highly recommend.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Poetry Friday: Happy Faustine's Day

Every February 15th, I pledge my love to my Faustine, Sean. And every year he returns the favor. I have learned that the Faustine's Day holiday is not universally celebrated, which confuses me, because it is a feast of a Roman martyr (and his brother, Jovita), beheaded by Hadrian. I am told there is some other such martyr who has a feast about the same time, who seems to get a lot more attention.

Anyhoo, the great thing about Faustine's Day is there are frequently excellent sales on the sort of thing one would give one's beloved: heart-shaped chocolates, flowers, pink teddy bears, and so forth. One thing lacking every single year, however, are Faustine cards. Sean always makes me one, with an illustrated poem, which follows.

Faustine, Hero of Love
by Sean Gleeson

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Long ago, in Roman days
Faustine went to and fro
To spread God's love, His word and ways,
And Jovita, Faustine's bro.

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On the city streets he'd preach,
And the alleyways thereof.
"Amo, Amas, Amat," he'd teach.
I love, you love, He loves.

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But the man in charge was bad
Hadrian the Great.
The emperor was spitting mad!
Haters gonna hate.

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"I shall kill Faustinus dead
To stop his words of love!
Make a trophy of his head!
Jovita's too, by Jove!"

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Faustine chuckled at the king.
"Our heads are yours to lop.
But love is an eternal thing.
It can neither die nor stop."

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So Faustinus spilt his blood
For love of God and Man.

Be my Faustine, if you would,
And I'll be yours if I can.

More Poetry Friday entries can be found here.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

rapierist!

I fought with rapier this evening! It was so awesome. All told it was a good hour I was out there, getting my clock cleaned. I'm bruised pretty good, two real shiners, bicep and ribs. I loved it though.

Next step is to buy my own rapier and mask.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Comments are back on

Since I'm not going to be using Facebook as much, I thought I'd turn the comments back on.

Sourdough

I have conquered sourdough baking! I successfully made a sourdough starter from flour and water and have been using it to make bread with no added yeast. Here's how.

2 wide mouth quart Mason jars
Flour
Water

I use 100% wheat flour, the kind often called bread flour. I think you could use all-purpose, but I haven't had good luck with it in the past.

Put one cup of water and one cup of flour in the Mason jar. Stir it up. Let it sit on the counter, covered loosely. The next day, stir it up and pour out half. Add a half-cup of flour and a half-cup of water, stir it again, and pour the whole lot in the second jar. Cover it loosely again and put it back on the counter, then wash the first jar. Keep it someplace between 70 and 80 degrees, if possible. Too cold and it's too slow, and anything much more than 100 degrees will start to kill it.

Keep repeating the process of discarding half and adding new flour and water for several days. You don't have to switch to a new jar each time - it just looks tidier. Do switch every few days though. After a few days, you'll probably see some separation when you tend to the resting starter, and it will begin to smell like sour beer. The golden brown liquid on top is hooch, and it's alcohol produced by the wild yeast growing in the starter. That's good - it means the yeast is getting strong!

After a week to 10 days, the starter will probably be strong enough to make some bread. I make three loaves at a time but you probably won't want to do that to begin with because if your starter is too weak it's a lot of bread to waste! Here's a recipe for one loaf.

The night before you want to bake, pour the cup of starter into a clean jar and add a cup of water and a cup of flour. Cover it as usual. The next morning, combine 1 and 1/3 cups of the starter with 2-3 teaspoons of sugar, a heaping teaspoon of salt, a tablespoon of oil and finally 2 cups of flour together in a large bowl. Stir it up as well as you can, then scrape it out on a clean floured surface and knead it for a few minutes. You may need a bit more flour. If you know how bread dough *should* feel, use your best judgment. If you don't, then just go with the 2 cups. It's pretty forgiving stuff. Save the extra starter - that's to keep the cycle going. Put a half-cup of it in a clean jar and add a half-cup flour and a half-cup water, as usual.

Put it back in a clean oiled bowl and cover the bowl. I usually just set a dinner plate on top of the bowl. Then put it in the oven (with the light on, if your oven has a light) and let it sit there until it rises to around twice the size as before.

This can take a LONG time. Much longer than a quick yeast rise. Just saying.

When it has risen, take it out and punch it down, then put it in an oiled loaf pan if you like, or shape it into a round or oblong loaf on a baking sheet if you don't, and cover it with a damp cloth. DON'T USE TERRYCLOTH. Use something smooth, like a floursack towel, or a piece cut from an old tee shirt. If you use terry the loops tend to catch in the dough and it's not pretty. If you don't have that you can use clear plastic wrap.

Then put it back in the oven and let it rise again to about twice the size. When it's risen, take the cloth off and turn the oven to 350F. Let it bake about 30 minutes. When you take it out the hardest part is waiting for it to cool.

If the dough just doesn't rise, keep feeding and dumping the starter and try again in a few days. Once you get the starter happy, you can keep it in the fridge and you only need to feed it about once a week.

If you don't refrigerate it, this can generate quite a bit of waste as far as pouring out the starter goes. Once you have a feel for how much starter you need to make bread, you can save a much smaller amount back, a half-cup or even less, then make all the finished amount of starter you need the day before you bake. So if you need 5 cups of starter to make the batch of bread, and you have a half-cup of starter to begin with, add water and flour in equal measure until you get to 5 and a half cups the night before. This should work with reasonable amounts of starter. I think you'd have to make a massive amount to dilute it enough to need more than 12-16 hours pre-baking.

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Day 8

Day 8! Wow. I'm impressed with myself.

It's not easier, exactly, but, in the words of my friend Tabitha, "it's less worse." I see how the next level will be needed because if I kept this level up for more than ten days I'd stop working as hard.

I'm still scared of level 2.

It's supposed to snow next week, which has my children excited. I've been frantically finishing mittens so they can play in the snow. The snow is supposed to hit Tuesday, so we'll see if I make it. I have two and a half mittens to go.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

still going

Day 6 of the Shred. Getting a little easier.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

sourdough, books

I made a sourdough starter last week - did I mention that? and it's looking good! It will get its inauguration tomorrow. Mmm, sourdough!

I did Day 3 of the shred. Whew.

I'm reading the sequel to The Mysterious Benedict Society. Here it is:

The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey

It's great too. It was my Christmas present from my awesome niece Sophia.

After that, I have
Schuyler's Monster: A Father's Journey with His Wordless Daughter

which is excellent, if the Kindle sample is to be believed.

I also read
Room: A Novel

which was riveting and heart-wrenching and very satisfying.

Gosh, lots of books.

Fencing continues apace. I'm practicing my footwork. I need a rapier! Have to wait for the tax refund.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

day 2

Day 2. A little easier. The jump rope style bouncing eats my calf muscles. Ow! The reading I've done says that this thing burns 225-250 calories in 20 minutes! Hot diggity.

I baked bread today. I was going to make sourdough but I didn't allow enough time.

I'm pretty boring! I just wanted to log that I Shredded.

Friday, January 21, 2011

tremble

I did Level 1 of the Shred today. I'd say I learned I'm weak as a kitten, but that would be insulting to kittens who I'm sure they are much stronger than I am.

Both Bede and Gloria (who is three today!) were very distressed by the whole affair. I think they were freaked out. I persevered and they seem recovered now. With any luck they won't mind it so much as I continue.

The hardest things were jumping in place as If I were jumping rope and also the push ups. My abs aren't as trashed as I thought, yay!

I'm going to stick with Level 1 for a while. Dude.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

so I guess this is turning into a fencing blog

I went to practice #2 last night. I was outfitted up in some loaner gear (it was pink and rose-covered) and learned about judging the distance between myself and my opponent. I was better at it than I thought I would be, what with my lack of binocular vision. I have a tendency to keep one thing good while letting the other six things I need to do fall apart. I expect this will improve with time. Like, I parry a blow but in the process get my blade tip off in South Texas somewhere and pfft, I'm dead. Or my feet will be placed correctly but I'm slouching and lifting my back foot up. Etc.

It makes driving a stick shift seem pretty easy.

I'm worried about how hard I'm hitting. Surprisingly, I'm hitting too hard. I think it's due to my weak little arms. In order to get there (even remotely close) at all, I have to use most of my strength, and so I bang! too hard. I don't have anything left to contribute to controlling the power of the blow. At least I hope that's it. I'm shooting wild. In any event, I'll get better at that too. Either I'm right and strength will help it, or I'm wrong but time will help it. Or both!

Strength will help with the slouching too. My core is so trashed. Probably every pregnancy and definitely the last three my abdominal muscles unzipped themselves to accommodate the baby. I'm not sure if I can repair them, but I can strengthen what's left and also work on my lower back muscles.

I asked about the cost to get outfitted in this gig because I can't really tell from online sources. I don't know what length of blade I need, or which manufacturers to avoid, or, well, anything. I hope to find someone who was in my position a year or two ago who is ready to sell his noob gear. The Marshal (person in charge of rapier) said he'd make me a price list and give me some sources to buy from. I found this Practical Rapier - 37 Inch Blade and think maybe it will be okay?

I also need a helmet/mask, a gorget (neck protection) and gloves. And armor, such as it is. This is unarmored combat, so the armor consists of puncture and abrasion resistant clothes. I can make that.

Wow.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

whimper

Ever vulnerable to the effects of peer pressure, I, along with many of my friends in flabby mommyland, have purchased Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred


Jillian Michaels - 30 Day Shred

I'm scared! Hold me! Don't hurt me, Jillian!

Monday, January 17, 2011

En garde!

I'm baking bread today. Tomorrow is the First Day of School here, since it worked so well to go with Sean's semester last year. It would have been today but I want to tidy up the kitchen and dining room and also make bread. Abaigeal requested a knitting refresher course s well, so I'll get out some needles and re-teach her. I think I'll see if she wants to make some of these cute little bunnies.

I didn't mention that I started rapier combat before just jumping in to the getting-in-shape part. Well, I did. Start rapier combat, that is. And I love it! SCA rapier is in the round, not on a straight line like Olympic fencing. And of course there's no electronics to see who made a touch, either, you have to call it as you feel it. I don't know much about sport fencing, but I don't think it allows cuts, just thrusts, and SCA rapier allows draw cuts as well as thrusts. No chopping cuts though, those are for the heavy armored combat. The rapier cuts involve placing the blade and pulling it away.

It's REALLY AWESOME. Here is a charming email + photos of a rapier practice from a Canadian Scadian (how poetic.)

If you have Netflix streaming, you can watch a cool documentary (is that an oxymoron) about the history of modern swordsmanship, called Reclaiming the Blade. Faith and I watched it last week and we give it two thumbs up.

I was given a new sewing machine by my dear mother! So I have no excuse not to sew garb.

I better go bake that bread. And get the stuff for school tomorrow - William the Conqueror! Da-dum!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Gilbert's Mittens

Gilbert is into vexillology, which you may know is the study of flags. He requested "American flag colored mittens!" and here's what he got.

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Seems pretty pleased!

Friday, January 14, 2011

If you think round is funny

I'm trying to strengthen my old, tired body that has birthed six children into a lean, mean rapier-fighting machine.

It hurts.

I can do the following, pitiful amount of exercise:

10 sit-ups
30 seconds "invisible chair"
Several minutes of squats
5 full-leg push-ups
10 knee push ups

I also held a 3/4 pound weight at full extension for very little time before my arm screamed at me.

Ugh!

I'm fairly convinced I'm doing most of the footwork drills wrong, so I'm sticking with the two I think I'm doing right. I don't want to unlearn bad habits later.

I'm going to look back on this and be amazed. Right? RIGHT!

Monday, January 10, 2011

skoolin, churchin

I'm ready for the next semester to start! Sixteen weeks, here we come. I'm going to use Famous Men of the Middle Ages along with A Child's History of the World, and only sparingly dip into Our Island Story. The anti-Catholic bias is becoming apparent the closer we get to 'Enry VII.

I went to Latin Mass again! I missed it so.

Oh drat, a child is coughing.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

december

We passed a stressful December. Sean, Faith and Abby made an unscheduled trip to Chicago to see Sean's family and were gone for nearly a week. That was tough. While they were gone, Gloria fell ill with influenza which has been working its way through the rest of the family since. Bede is sick now and the rest of us are done with it. Thank goodness.

Christmas was nice though! We celebrated Christmas here and then went to my parents' house for Boxing Day and an extended family party. The children are pleased with their gifts, I think, which were selected with care and love. I don't have many pictures of it though.

Gilbert got this neat-o racetrack, Neo Track. It has a bajillion pieces but it's bendy and easy to use. Highly recommend. Even though Bede's favorite thing is to take it all apart. They also got one of those spring-steel insta-tent things that's a big hit. Many (many!) books, Toy Story 3, lots and lots of blocks, wooden railway, hmm, did I mention books.

Bread and Jam for Frances Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel Warriors Super Edition: Bluestar's Prophecy How to Be a Pirate [HT BE A PIRATE] The Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book One: Lightning Thief Deluxe Edition There's a Wocket in My Pocket!Mouse Guard: Legends of the Guard Volume 1 Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator The Princess Tales, Volume I The Princess Tales, Volume 2 Flags of the World Richard Scarry's Bedtime Stories (Pictureback(R))

And there must be more.

Friday, December 10, 2010

tricky memory

This morning, Trixie popped up next to the computer here, clutching at my arm.

"Mama! Come see the party Gloria and I made for the toys!"

I obligingly got up and followed her, feeling how small her hand still was in mine. I was led to the little kids' room, where an extravagant fete was laid, with block lemonade and blanket cakes.

She beamed at me.

I oohed and aahed, and while I did, I thought, she won't remember this. Because Faith and Abby don't remember all the hundred times I did the same for them.

So it's my job to remember for both of us.

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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Gloria and the Crimmis lights

Sean put lights up today. Gloria loves them with all her baby heart.

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She sat there looking at them for a long time, periodically sighing a lovely little sigh, and saying "So pretty."

Saturday, December 4, 2010

sisters

One of the best things I ever did was have children.

And one of the best things I did regarding having children was have these two fifteen months apart. At the time, everyone thought I was crazy (many still do, no doubt!) but I knew it was going to be awesome.

IMG_0108 (Here they are giggling and chattering and discussing things of great import, such as snoring and Adam Young's hair.)

These two kids are inseparable. They are different, in looks and in interests, and in personality. Abby is reserved, but with a bubbly sense of humor beneath the surface. Faith is a person of deep and outspoken passions, and a total goofball. Together they are a set.

I'm so happy to have them.